Friday, June 27, 2014

Recipe #2: Super Simple Guacamole

Here's another "Even I Can Make That" dish: One Avocado Guacamole

Here's what you need (per avocado)
- Avocado (duh)
- Small Garlic Clove
- One Bulb + Stalks of Green Onion
- Handful of Fresh Cilantro, de-stemmed
- Wedge of Lime
(and chips later)

**makes enough for a light meal for one, or a light snack for 2-3**

Chop the onion, cilantro and garlic. Remove the peel and pit from the avocado. It's also helpful (both for peeling/pitting and mashing) to chop the avocado into smaller, more manageable chunks.

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Use the fork to mash the avocado to your desired consistency. Now just stir in all the chopped ingredients, adding a spritz of fresh-squeezed lime juice as you mix.

And VOILA! The perfect afternoon snack.


Monday, June 23, 2014

Project #5/Recipe #1: Fresh Pasta!

Growing up Italian American meant the pantry was always well-stocked with blue Barilla boxes because, despite their CEO's "traditional" (aka backwards) views, Barilla is the best dry pasta brand out there. But sometimes it's nice to take a break from the processed, pre-made perfection of the blue box in order to make a meal from scratch. I'm not the best cook in the world. I'm barely capable of boiling water without setting fires. (No really, I've managed to almost set a fire just by boiling water.) BUT! I can make pretty tasty homemade pasta. And that means you can, too.

Here's what you need:
- 1 cup all-purpose flour (can substitute whole wheat flour)
- Pinch of salt
- (If desired: Fresh, de-stemmed, finely processed spinach - usually ½ to 1 cup pre-processing is a good amount)
- 1 egg
- Water as needed
- Semolina flour as needed
**Makes 1-2 servings depending on how hungry you are**

On a clean, flat work surface or in a medium bowl, combine all-purpose flour and salt (and spinach).

Make a well in the flour and add the egg in the well. Break up the yolk a bit with a fork to make life easier when you:

Begin to mix with the fork, adding the flour from the sides of the well a little bit at a time.

Continue mixing with your hands, adding water as needed, 1 tablespoon at a time, to form a soft and supple dough. Do NOT over-water. Dough should be tacky but not stuck to your hands when done with mixing. Knead dough for about 4 minutes, adding extra flour or water as needed.


Let the dough rest in the refrigerator, covered with plastic wrap or in a Ziploc bag, for about 20-30 minutes.

After the dough’s nap, divide each ball of dough into quarters to make them more manageable for rolling/cutting.


Sprinkle the table in Semolina Flour (NOT all-purpose) and coat each of the mini balls of dough in the Semolina.

Roll the dough out with the machine. Be gentle, work slowly, and occasionally add Semolina to the dough as you work it through to your desired thickness. If the dough tears or starts to pull, fold it over, add Semolina, and run it through again slowly. It can tear when too wet, when you try to roll it too fast, or when you skip a level that shouldn’t be skipped. Start out moving one level at a time, but as you get used to working with the machine, you can skip level 2 and sometimes even 4. Just add extra Semolina when you do. You do not need to get to level 7. Levels 5 or 6 are usually a great thickness for eating.


Lay the rolled-out dough on the Semolina-sprinkled table and sprinkle a little more Semolina on top of the dough. Let it dry a bit before you proceed to cutting, and try to flip the dough over after 5-10 minutes to ensure even drying. (Usually with multi-recipes, by the time you finish rolling the dough, the first sections will be dry enough to cut)

Once the dough is no longer tacky to the touch, cut it with the machine. Again, go slowly and be gentle.


To avoid clumping, loosen the strands as you lay them back on the table. Add extra Semolina if needed

To cook, add to boiling water and let the water return to a boil for about 3 minutes. Fresh pasta cooks FAST. Don’t leave it in much longer than 3 minutes!

Drain, serve with your favorite sauce, and enjoy.


*If you have extra uncooked pasta, let it dry on the table for about an hour, then pack it loosely into a Tupperware. It keeps up to 5 days in the fridge and up to 3 months in the freezer. Cooking process is the same – about 3-4 minutes in boiling water.

*When adding spinach, use slightly less water than normal. When substituting whole wheat flour, use slightly more water. The water is all done by feel, so focus on aiming for the right consistency for the dough rather than a set amount of water.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Projects #3 & 4: Amigurumi (aka teeeeeny tiny crochet stuffed animal buddies)

I got the "Teeny Tiny Animal Crochet" kit for Christmas and promptly made the bunny, or at least I tried. Unfortunately the kit, ostensibly designed for beginners, did not come with nearly enough yarn to complete the pattern, even for someone fairly well-versed in crochet. So I sized it down, then sized it down again, then considered writing an angry letter to the people who make the kit.
Despite the lack of adequate materials, the patterns are cute, so I decided to also make the piglet with some leftover pink yarns I had lying around.
Technically I'm supposed to add legs and eyes, but I kinda like the minimal look, even if it reminds me of those bouncing red AMC theatres characters. We'll see how I feel once I've stopped procrastinating via crochet and actually get my real to-do-list done today.
Seriously adorable.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Project #2: Third Time's the Charm for this "Divine" Hat


I tried to make a hat for my mother from the same yarn I used for this scarf (aka my first real knitting project)...Just in time for the Thursday after Mother's Day! Aren't I the perfect daughter? I also learned that unlike the one-size-fits-all-ness of scarves, hats and their wearers can be a bit persnickety about a half-inch here or there. Bottom line: I'm glad I decided to just crochet it instead of attempting to learn to knit in the round because I needed three attempts to make a hat that actually fit my mother. Considering the time it took me to knit a scarf, I probably would have suggested my mom re-size her head if the hat didn't fit on the first try.

Attempt #1: Too Loose (but would have been perfect for a hipster who wears hats solely for fashion not warmth)

Attempt #2: Too Tight (but fit my tiny head perfectly)

Attempt #3: Just Right (FINALLY, Goldilocks!)

This is the pattern I used, as always with minor adjustments like sizing down one hook-size/using DK instead of WW yarn/16 spirals instead of 15/etc. The great news is, this hat is super easy to make, and re-make, and re-make. Attempt #2 was done entirely on a single plane flight, with time left over to read two scripts.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Crochet Pattern: Striped Baby Blanket with Checkered Texture

This is an adjusted version of this pattern. Next time I make a baby blanket, I think I'll try updating the pattern to alternate between FPDC checks and BPDC checks so that the blanket looks the same on both sides. I also wonder if 16 rows per stripe, rather than the 18 I chose, would result in the square blanket I had initially been aiming for.
Materials: Sport/DK weight yarn, two-three skeins of each color. I chose Bernat Softee Baby in Lemon and Pink.
Hook: 5.00 mm or Size H
Final size: 33" x 38"

Stitches used:
CH = Chain
SC = Single Crochet
DC = Double Crochet
FPDC = Front Post Double Crochet

The pattern is a multiple of 15 plus 2 for those who would like the blanket bigger. And don't forget to add the SC as your 16th stitch to the last check in every row. This is especially important for rows that end in the ridged check, as the final FPDC will get lost without the extra SC.

Base: Chain 137 with color A (lemon). The final CH, as always, is the turning chain.

Row 1: 136 SC across, CH 1, turn

Row 2: 136 SC across, CH 1, turn

Row 3: *15 SC, #FPDC around next SC two rows below, 1 SC, repeat 6 more times from #, FPDC (this is your 8th FPDC). Repeat 6 more times from *, 16 SC, Ch 1, turn (this gives you a total of 9 checks)

Rows 4-19: Repeat rows 2 and 3 (note, you will be using the posts of the FPDC 2 rows down rather than a SC)

Row 20: Change yarn to color B (pink), repeat row 2

Row 21: *#FPDC around the next SC two rows below, 1 SC, repeat 6 times from #, FPDC (this is your 8th FPDC), 15 SC, repeat 6 times from *. Final checker: ^FPDC around the next SC two rows below, 1 SC, repeat 7 times from ^, (ending with the SC after your 8th FPDC), CH 1, turn

Rows 22-37: Repeat rows 20 and 21 (again, using the posts of the FPDC 2 rows below rather than a SC)

Row 38-end: Change yarn to color A (lemon) and repeat rows 2-37 until you reach the desired length. Tie off. I chose to end on the 9th stripe to make a square...ish.


Border: SC around the blanket for a border using desired color, SC Three times in each corner stitch. Repeat until you reach the desired border thickness. Tie off and weave in any loose ends. I chose 2 rounds in pink.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Project #1: 99% complete

This might be the fastest I've ever completed a blanket, or almost completed one since I do still need to add the border tomorrow morning. I've always found crochet therapeutic in the way it forces a sort of meditative state on you. When you're focused on counting to 15 stitches hundreds of times, you can't really think about any of the other problems in your life. Considering how harrowing that last couple weeks have been, meditative crochet has been a welcome respite. Plus, the further I get with the blanket, the more I love this pattern. Anywho, here's the receiving blanket sans border:

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Project #1: Receiving Blanket for a Baby Girl!

I've been remiss lately when it comes to my crafting. It took me months to knit a scarf for my mother that should have taken at most a couple weeks. Last weekend I finally sat down to look at the crazy collection of yarn that's been living under my bed. Just because I organized it in baskets didn't change the fact that it had become a mess of a collection. So I got myself together and made the matching hat for my mother - for whatever good it will do her now that it's spring and routinely 70+ degrees. But there was tons of yarn left, and I had no clue what to make. Thankfully, my coworker has the most perfect timing. She asked me to make a baby blanket and even gave me a due date! There's nothing better than an immovable deadline to remind me that I cannot keep giving up on projects.

Here's the yarn she selected: Bernat Softee Baby in Pink and Lemon



I'm trying front-post double crochet for the first time on a large project. I did it with the hat last week, and though it went well, a hat is much smaller and quite a bit more forgiving. So far, I think this pattern is fabulous. I've made a couple adjustments, like keeping 8 FPDC stitches in the second stripe's squares for symmetry's sake, but overall it's been any easy pattern to follow. Can't wait to see the final product. Here's the blanket so far: